Missing You

I miss my human! She's in America looking for somewhere for me and her to live. I hope she finds somewhere with plenty of trees and lamp posts! I've just found out they have snakes over there that slither along in long grass and bite you when you frighten them. I hope she doesn't expect me to go running about in the grass like I do at home. I've never met a snake but they don't sound very nice.

On the plus side I'm staying with Brandy again. We went to the beach at the weekend which was ace. I had a splash around in the sea and then we had a BBQ - mmmmm sausages!

T minus 1 month

Yeah that's it - only a month until I go to the land of the free - although the amount of money my human seems to be forking out to US officials it's not so free. 

I need to put a list together of the things I want to take.  How many toys will I need?  I hope she gets a place where I can lie on the sofa - I don't want to compromise my lifestyle.

Still no idea where I'm going to live - I hope it's somewhere where I can run around - it's so boring being on a lead all the time.

I'm trying not to think about all the dogs and people I'll miss.  At times it doesn't seem like such a good idea to leave my comfort zone but it's a good opportunity for my human and it's only 6 months which will fly by.

We still need to work out the issue with my prison cell.  I think she thinks I've forgotten about it as my toys aren't being thrown in any more but it's still there and I guess if I want to go with her I'll have to get used to it

Sleepover

My human had to go to London really early the other day so I had a sleepover next door.  It was brilliant.  Don't tell my human but I get spoilt so much when I stay there.  I got to sleep on the sofa all night and more walks than my little legs are used to.  Don't get me wrong I love going for walks but I need my beauty sleep as well.  I think I've caught up on my sleep now.  

We went to the park and then to town.  It was market day and the butcher was there.  It's cruel putting all the meat within sniffing distance.  I just about managed to resist jumping up and snaffling a rather large fillet steak that was balanced on the edge of the table.  

I'm really going to miss them when I go to America.   Do they have custard creams in America?

Holiday

I went on holiday last week.  We went in a big plastic box that follows her car - I think it's called a caravan.  I know lots of people laugh about them but I love it.  I get a bed all to myself and best of all the humans have BBQ's every evening which means SAUSAGES!  

We stayed at one of my favourite places in the woods where I can run around without being on a lead.  There were loads of other dogs there and my best mate Brandy was there all week as well.  I had such a good time.   It was really sad though because I don't think I'll be seeing Brandy again this year.  I hope he doesn't forget me.