Friday 30 April 2010

Birthday treats

Look at all the treats I bought with my birthday money. We went to the pet store and I got to choose whatever I wanted. I felt like a, like a.... dog in a pet store - it was brilliant.

I feel a bit bloated after pigging out on the T-Bonz. Or maybe it's the hot weather that's making me sluggish.


Movie stars

We had a visitor tonight, the woman from next door. Well I think she is our neighbour because she smelt of cats - not in a nasty way, just to my supersensitive nose. She seems quite nice but can't half talk. She used to work in the movies with Lauren Bacall, Bing Crosby, Tony Curtis, John Wayne and knew some bloke called Elvis, she even showed me a photo of her with him. I've no idea who these people are but she seemed to be very pleased to talk about them. She was a stand in most of the time but did appear in some old film called Stagecoach. It must be old as colour hadn't even been invented; the whole world was black and white!

Monday 26 April 2010

Happy Birthday to me

Yep, another day older but now I’m 9 not 8.
Am I too old for a mid life crisis? Of course I am, 9 is 63 in your human years isn’t it? If I were a working dog I’d be making retirement plans now. Endless days with my paws up on the sofa watching the weather channel. But I already do that so I guess no change there.

Not like it!

Storm season has arrived! The weather people weren’t kidding when they issued the strong thunderstorm warning. It was a cracker, if you like that sort of thing. I don’t and that’s why I hid in the closet all night. Don’t laugh I wasn’t the only one! At the height of the storm when the hail was lashing down and the wind was trying to blow the windows in and the thunder was shaking the apartment and the lightening was so bright it hurt my eyes, my human came to join me. She tried to make out it was to comfort me but I could smell her fear –the people in the next apartment could probably smell it as well.

Sunday 25 April 2010

Thunder and lightening

Yep, looks like I spoke too soon.  Just had a severe thunderstorm alert flashed up on the TV.  This alert issued by the weather people...


... STRONG THUNDERSTORMS TO AFFECT WASHINGTON... CARROLL... FREDERICK... MONTGOMERY... NORTHERN FAUQUIER... WARREN... CLARKE... LOUDOUN... JEFFERSON... PRINCE WILLIAM/MANASSAS/MANASSAS PARK AND SOUTHERN FAUQUIER COUNTIES...
AT 911 PM EDT... DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED STRONG THUNDERSTORMS ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM MYERSVILLE TO ROSEMONT TO 2 MILES SOUTHWEST OF LOVETTSVILLE TO 3 MILES NORTHWEST OF PARIS... MOVING NORTHEAST AT 40 MPH.
PENNY-SIZE TO NICKEL-SIZE HAIL AND WIND GUSTS OF 40 TO 50 MPH CAN BE EXPECTED WITH THIS STORM.
Where did I put my Valium???

Oh I do....

Like to be beside the sea side.  No brass bands playing but there were a couple of folk bands in St Michaels.  Another road trip, this time to the ocean with a couple of stops on the way.  Ok so it wasn't really beach weather but it was the last weekend I was allowed on the beach so we had to go and, to be honest, I prefer the 'off season' as I get more of the beach to myself.

We headed to Ocean City which meant a trip across the 4.3 mile long Chesapeake Bay Bridge which was really cool.  We stumbled across a quaint little town called St Michaels which was having a wine festival or something.   I think the Wikipedia description is a little harsh - there weren't that many old people there. [Wikipedia: Currently the town attracts old people that are looking for somewhere more boring than death and an eternity of nothingness to make sweet release seem that much better by comparison]  There were plenty of interesting little shops, although I thought it a bit odd that Flying Fred's gifts for pets didn't allow dogs in!  

Chesapeake Bay is an impossibly beautiful place.  There are hundreds of nooks and inlets with magnificent houses with huge boats tied up at the dock.  Goodness knows how much they cost, certainly more than a lifetime's pocket money that's for sure.  I definitely need to explore the Bay more, although most of the shoreline seems to be privately owned.

Another stop on the way was at Assateague Island National Seashore.  It's an amazing spit of land south of Ocean City with the Atlantic on one side and Chincoteague Bay on the other.  Wild ponies roam the island and you can camp right on the beach.  And best of all dogs are allowed all year round, oh and it was free when we arrived.  By the way, it wasn't as cold as it looks in the photos.

Overdeveloped is the best way to describe Ocean City.  Being the closest ocean development to DC I expected it to be built up but I wasn't prepared for just how built up and what an odd layout.  Most British sea side towns have the beach, the promenade, the main road then the hotels.  OC had beach, boardwalk (dogs not allowed in summer), huge hotels, then road.  The beach was beautiful; it's been a long time since I've had sand under my paws but soft, deep sand is hard work.  The boardwalk was fun and much easier to walk on.  At the far end was a fun fair but we stayed up the quiet end.

Sadly the weather didn't hold out so Sunday we headed back earlier than planned.  We took the coast highway towards Dover which looked great on the map but due to the beach, hotel, road layout they have it was a pretty dull journey.  Still, at least the thunder storms didn't arrive as promised.

Wednesday 21 April 2010

The bridges of Frederick county

As you can see from the remnants of snow this road trip happened a while ago.  For such a high-tech country it's nice to see something old, simple and functional.  And no, I didn't pee on them.

Quick update on Stan and Hilda the squatters - hey look if we are sharing the apartment I can't keep calling them bird squatters can I?  No flutter of tiny wings yet but based on the squabbling that goes on all day I'd say Hilda is definitely 'with egg'.

Friday 9 April 2010

Snake talk

I did a huge poop next to a snake yesterday, not because he was there it was just such a good spot.  My human wouldn't pick it up (the poop, not the snake) so we had to go back later in the day to pick up once the little fella had moved on.  I don't see what she's so afraid of.  They don't bother me and considering the list of things I am frightened of, that means they must be ok.

Monday 5 April 2010

Mountain Dog

I went on a road trip at the weekend across the Blue Ridge mountains of Virginia to Charlottesville.  Anyone who has met me knows I'm not a fan of cars but I managed to keep the nervous dribble to manageable levels.   Luckily trips in the car mean something fun at the other end.  We stopped off at loads of places and went for a really long walk at a place called Big Meadows.  At 3500 feet it's officially the highest walk I've done.  The weather was perfect for me being 10oC cooler than in the city.  Being black isn't so great when the temperature rises above 20oC, so 21 and clear mountain air was absolutely perfect.  I was shattered by the time we got to the hotel, as you can see.  I learnt something new as well: I'm scared of elevators (lifts to you English folks).  It doesn't help one's self esteem when the hotel receptionist laughs at you being coaxed into a metal box suspended on wires.

I've officially found the quietest place in America: the university of Virginia campus before 9am on a Sunday.  Beautiful and desolate sums it up; not a patch on Cambridge but pretty and very white.