Top three things I hate about my new home, in reverse order:
3. No decent food - no sausages, no bacon, no custard creams.
2. Snakes!
1. Thunderstorms! I swear I've lost my weight in dribble this month because of those pesky storms. The only plus side to it is I get to spend more time with my human. OK so we may be hiding in the cupboard under the stairs but it's quality human time all the same.
