Keep on Truckin'

I think my human is going through another mid-life crisis - she's bought a truck!  Yeah you read that right, a pick up truck.  I don't know if she's trying to fit in with the neighbours, become an all America or just wanting to start a gardening business, but we are now the 'proud' owners of a red truck.  I'm telling you now, there is NO way I'm going in the back of that thing.  No matter how 'cute' it looks to have a slobbery Labrador hanging out in the back of a truck I am not doing it.  She'll be lucky to get me inside the blinking thing never mind in the back.

Warning Signs

Maybe this would be a more appropriate warning sign for the house...

Guard Dog

Happy belated New Year everyone.

There's been a mini-crime spree in the area all centered around my house.  Four of the five crimes in the entire town were on or near my street.  OK so it was only thefts from cars but still I don't want anyone steeling my toys.  So I've been increasing my security patrols around the garden and practicing my bark.  Ah heck who am I kidding?  It's freezing cold outside so I'll stick with what I do best.... sleep in front of the fire... and let my human deal with any would be thieves.