No, I'm not being rude, it's what's just happened. I went to the doggie doctor yesterday for my annual physical - I'm in excellent shape for an old man, a bit of arthritis and wobbly legs but nothing unexpected in a 12 year old Lab.
Anyway, back to the story... the vet wanted a pee sample. I like my privacy when doing my business. Picture the scene... every time I go to cock my leg my human appears with a jar. I move on, she follows... this goes on for some time... round and round the garden, in the melting snow... until I give in and just have to go... out comes the pot, out comes the pee - over her hand, shoes and pants, and a little in the pot :-)
