My 'I can't believe it' top 5 are (in no particular order as it's truly impossible to rank these):
* A fashionable, lightweight pet stroller. Yep, a pram for your pooch. Complete with cup holders!
* A plastic fire hydrant with scent attractant to 'train' your pooch to pee.
* Ideally used with the indoor pet loo - for when the weather is too inclement to go outside.... let me tell you, the weather will never be that inclement!
* Pet steps/ramp to help you onto the sofa when the old joints start letting you down.
* And the ultimate in lost doggie dignity... disposable diapers. Please, I beg of you, if I get to the stage where I need them, take me on a one way visit to the vets.
Clearly there is a market for this stuff. We went to the state park today and saw a dog in a stroller. And the most disturbing thing was he didn't look an old dog at all. Oooh which reminds me; I scared an old dog yesterday when I bounded up to him in my youthful manner. His human said he didn't like puppies because he couldn't keep up with them anymore. Me a puppy, turns out I was two years older than him! Hee hee hee, puppy power!
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