That's better

Oh boy that feels so much better.  I had my anal glands squeezed last week, well the technical term is 'expressed' but they were squeezed by a rather nice doggie doctor.  If you are not a dog you won't understand the utter relief of having them cleared.  I tell you, it was the best 19 bucks I've ever spent, worth every cent!  Even my human benefited as the doc took me into the back room for the 'procedure'.  The first time I had it done my human nearly threw up, it was so embarrassing.  If she doesn't like it out, imagine how I feel having it inside me.   

Early Riser

I'm struggling to adjust to the time change.  Why do you humans insist on playing with time twice a year?  It plays havoc with my body clock and it puts my human in a real grumpy mood.  Take Sunday morning for example, she was not impressed when I woke her up at my normal weekend 7 am, how was I supposed to know her human clock had gone back an hour?  And Monday morning... well it's best not to repeat the language that came out of her mouth when I gave her a wake up kiss.  She twittered on and on about it being 'only 5 O'clock', what, all of a sudden 5 O'clock is the new 6 O'clock?  I can't tell the time, how am I supposed to know?  I can't wind my body back an hour just like that.    

Belated Halloween

I live in the safest neighbourhood in the world.  Why the bold claim?  Well last weekend I saw 3 Buzz Lightyears; 2 Spidermen; Superman; Batman; a doctor and a mortician.  OK so the mortician didn't make me feel safe but all those superheroes did.  What I want to know is if they are all here who's protecting the rest of the world?  

And if you are wondering, no I didn't get a costume despite my human dragging me to the pet store to look at them.  Can you really see me as a pumpkin or the devil - although I have to admit I do look good in red!  I did see a 70lb chocolate Lab dressed as a fairy.  I should have phoned the SPCA as that is really cruel.  I saw the best dog costume on TV.... Dog Yoda - it's so cool.

Chocs away

My human really must pay closer attention to packaging.  She got in from work today, ripped open a parcel containing two advent calendars and ate both chocolates behind door number 1.  You'd think the picture of the cute doggie in the santa hat on one of them would be a give away that they weren't both for her.... serves herself right for opening them early.  She owes me a doggie chocolate!