Early Riser

I'm struggling to adjust to the time change.  Why do you humans insist on playing with time twice a year?  It plays havoc with my body clock and it puts my human in a real grumpy mood.  Take Sunday morning for example, she was not impressed when I woke her up at my normal weekend 7 am, how was I supposed to know her human clock had gone back an hour?  And Monday morning... well it's best not to repeat the language that came out of her mouth when I gave her a wake up kiss.  She twittered on and on about it being 'only 5 O'clock', what, all of a sudden 5 O'clock is the new 6 O'clock?  I can't tell the time, how am I supposed to know?  I can't wind my body back an hour just like that.