Long arm of the law

Well that's been an entertaining few hours.  When we got back from my walk the other night I alerted my human to a business card on the floor at our door.  She wanted to walk right past it but I insisted she pick it up.  It's a good job she did as it was from the local sheriff.  Talk about guilty conscience, she paced back and forwards for ages before finally ringing the number on the card.  Predictably there was no answer so she spent the entire night wondering what dastardly deed had caught up with her.  I was surprised how long her list was.  Luckily for me she wasn't arrested, and I don't have to go in a home, he was looking for a previous occupier.  Phew!  My belly rubs are safe for now. 

How to...

make an impression.  Not all first impressions are good and some are certainly more memorable than others.  Take Jack for example, I still remember him piddling on my human's feet when he first met her.  we had some people round for lunch yesterday.  I'd never met them before so naturally I had to put on a good show.  When they arrived I greeted them with my favourite toy - the floppy bunny.  We played a bit of tug and a bit of fetch; I had a lick of their exposed flesh as normal, then they settled down to lunch.  Hmmm roast pork with all the trimmings.... queue my staring role of the day ... I threw up on the rug next to the dinning table.  It wasn't just a little cough either it the was the full Monty so to speak.  To say I wasn't very popular was an understatement.  Better out than in I always say.  And to our visitors if you are reading this... I'm sorry if I put you off your creme brulee.