Long arm of the law

Well that's been an entertaining few hours.  When we got back from my walk the other night I alerted my human to a business card on the floor at our door.  She wanted to walk right past it but I insisted she pick it up.  It's a good job she did as it was from the local sheriff.  Talk about guilty conscience, she paced back and forwards for ages before finally ringing the number on the card.  Predictably there was no answer so she spent the entire night wondering what dastardly deed had caught up with her.  I was surprised how long her list was.  Luckily for me she wasn't arrested, and I don't have to go in a home, he was looking for a previous occupier.  Phew!  My belly rubs are safe for now.