Guard Dog

My human is threatening to put me up for adoption after last night.  Just before 4am I was rudely woken from my hot dog dream by the burglar alarm screaming at it's full 100dB.  Being the true gentledog I am I went into her room and ushered her towards the screaming alarm being careful to stay a few steps back so I could leap forward and disable any would be intruder.

She of course has completely misinterpreted my actions.  She is telling everyone I hid behind her and made her go and investigate the cause.  I had already accessed the danger and deemed it a false alarm - the box had fallen off the wall, triggering the alarm.  I was giving her ego a boost.  Letting her feel brave by tiptoeing to the phone already to ring 911.  As if I'd let her walk into danger.  When we will she learn I'm a gentledog - it's only polite to let woman and children go first!